If you are going to go through TSA screening at an airport this holiday season, don't try to take a hand grenade onboard your flight! Thanks to STLToday for the heads-up. ST. LOUIS - Officers with the U.S. Transportation Security Administration have confiscated 50 firearms at checkpoints at St. Louis Lambert International Airport this year - and [...]

If You Are Going To Let Your Dog Drive Your Car In Circles For An Hour, Make Sure It Has A License! Thanks to WPTV, West Palm Beach FL: You can't teach an old dog new tricks - but in the case of one canine on Florida's Treasure Coast, you can teach them how to drive a car. See the full video here. (Credit: Today show) Officers were called to a [...]

If you are going to smuggle weed, don't try to make it look like a baby bump. Thanks to FOX2News in St. Louis: https://fox2now.com/2019/11/18/woman-caught-with-9-pounds-of-marijuana-inside-fake-baby-bump/ Today's KorteLaw Legal Tip Of The Day is brought to you by The Korte Law Firm, LLC. In Your Community. On Your Side. Don't Go To Court [...]

If you’re a judge who’s been out drinking all night at a judicial conference, it’s probably not a good idea to give the finger to a couple of guys in the parking lot of a White Castle at 4 in the morning: Thanks to multiple sources, including nwitimes.com: bit.ly/33rMwSE Today's KorteLaw Legal Tip Of The Day is brought to you by The Korte Law [...]

Today's KorteLaw Legal Tip Of The Day: If you are planning to smuggle cocaine into the country under your toupee, invest in a really good toupee: According to https://www.theguardian.com/us,  Police at Barcelona airport have arrested a Colombian man suspected of trying to smuggle half a kilo of cocaine into Spain concealed under his [...]

Your Latest KorteLaw Legal Tip Of The Day:   If you are planning on pulling off a heist that involves jumping a counter in an E-Cig Store:             1. Practice your jumping; and           2. wear a belt (or tighten your sweatpants string)   Thanks to KorteLaw Krimestopper Karen Woods Reichley!   From The Daily [...]

If you are planning to steal drugs, you probably want to learn the difference between hydrocodone and laxatives before you take any: Thanks to The Smoking Gun: www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/laxative-theft-mistake-164923 Today's KorteLaw Legal Tip Of The Day is brought to you by The Korte Law Firm, LLC. In Your Community. On Your Side. [...]

If you don’t want to get banned for life from your local Wal-Mart, don’t drive around its parking lot on a motorized cart reserved for its customers at 6:30 in the morning while drinking wine from a Pringles can, even if it apparently isn’t a crime in Wichita Falls, TX to do so. Beyond that, we aren’t sure what the problematic part was: [...]