Just because the sign only says "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service", pants are probably a good idea. from The Miami Herald: A woman who drove her car into a Florida Waffle House tried to take off from the scene of destruction. Then police caught up with the woman, who was not wearing pants. The 44-year-old driver from Crestview was arrested in [...]

If you're smart enough to stash a disguise after being bold enough to stage a holdup by literally HOLDING UP a bullet, don't forget to take your ID out of the clothes you dump when you don the disguise. From STL Today: Sometimes all you need is a bullet. That's apparently all a robbery suspect had when he recently robbed a BP gas station in [...]

If you are going to sing along to music with the headphones on, try to sing well enough that the neighbors won't call the police fearing that you are being tortured. from NPR.org. Falsetto Alarm: Neighbor's Screeches Warrant A Police Visit Police in Amsterdam responded quickly this week when they received an emergency call from a man who said it [...]

What better way to celebrate your engagement than by shoplifting? As reported by The Associated Press in The Kansas City Star. Couple get engaged at Wal-Mart, then get accused of theft BAY CITY, Mich. A Michigan couple's engagement is off to a rocky start. Police say a 25-year-old man proposed marriage to a 20-year-old woman at a Bay City [...]

Today's KorteLaw Legal Tip Of The Day: If you are planning on hiding, try not to get stranded on a rooftop in plain view of the police. From STLToday: `Cat burglar'? Suspect stuck on roof trying to escape cops, fire department gets him down ST. LOUIS • Police arrested on Thursday night a burglary suspect who led officers on a foot chase [...]

No, you can't sue your dog for shooting you with your own gun, even if he is named Trigger. It would be an interesting deposition, though. from BBC.com DOG NAMED TRIGGER SHOOTS OWNER IN THE FOOT A woman in the US state of Indiana is recovering after being shot by her dog in a bizarre hunting accident, an environment official says. The [...]

Don't Bring a Hammer To a Bottle Fight ! Clerk armed with bottle scares off robber with hammer at Chesterfield gas station   October 19, 2015 10:20 am  • CHESTERFIELD • A robber armed with a hammer ordered a gas station clerk to "empty the register" in Chesterfield on Sunday morning. But the clerk didn't [...]

If you're going to steal a car, remember to take your criminal court summons with you when you dump the car. Court document left inside vehicle stolen at Creve Coeur hospital leads police to suspect   CREVE COEUR • A 40-year-old woman was charged with car theft after Creve Coeur police found evidence that she had been in the stolen vehicle: a [...]