Today's KorteLaw Legal Tip Of The Day, thanks to crimestopper Ed Millinger: Eyewitnesses are more likely to ID you if your wear a clear plastic bag as a disguise. Oh, and you might suffocate. Today's KorteLaw Legal Tip Of The Day is brought to you by The Korte Law Firm, LLC. In Your Community. On Your Side, Don't Go To Court Without The Korte Law [...]

Your KorteLaw Legal Tip of the Day (thanks, Gwenne Hayes-Stewart): Has your toddler been injured by being run through the spin cycle in your washing machine because you "forgot" to take him or her out of their clothes before doing the wash? Your child may be entitled to damages if you were not warned about this danger. ‪#‎SueChina‬; #$$$$ Your [...]

Today's KorteLaw Legal Tip Of The Day: If you're going to steal candy, and eat it while you make your getaway, PICK UP YOUR TRASH (unless your intention was to plead your case down to littering, in which case your strategy is BRILLIANT!). This KorteLaw Legal Tip Of The Day brought to you by The Korte Law Firm, LLC. In Your Community. On Your Side. Don't [...]

Your KorteLaw Tip for Today: It's probably not a good idea to mail weed to a prisoner, but, if you do, spell the address right. This KorteLaw Tip for Today brought to you by: The Korte Law Firm, LLC. In Your Community. On Your Side. Don't Go To Court Without the Korte Law Firm. BIG MISTAKE: An Illinois man is facing felony charges after allegedly [...]

Today's KorteLaw Legal Tip Of The Day: Not that any of my FB friends would ever do so, but if you buy weed and get ripped off, don't call the police to complain. You're welcome. This KorteLaw Tip of the Day brought to you as a community service by the Korte Law Firm. In Your Community. On Your Side. Don't Go To Court Without The Korte Law Firm. STL [...]

Your KorteLaw Tip Of The Day: Don't forget to get divorced before you re-marry. Make a note to yourself, or something. I do not hold myself out as an expert on bigamy law, but my best guess is that neither "I forgot" nor "oh yeah, I was meaning to get around to that but I was too busy" is a good defense. "Never heard of him/her" probably doesn't work [...]

Today's KorteLaw Tip of The Day: TO: Business Transactional Client Service Group. If you intend to sell a monkey, don't do it in a motel parking lot in Colorado. This KorteLaw Tip of The Day brought to you as a community service by The Korte Law Firm, LLC. In Your Community, On Your Side: Don't Go To Court Without The Korte Law Firm, LLC. CBS NEWS: [...]

Today's KorteLaw Tip Of The Day: If you are going to rob a bank, and are planning on getting away with it, bring something other than an umbrella to hold all that cash. Of course, if stupidity were a defense to the crime, this video would be Exhibit A. MIRROR: VIDEO: World's 'clumsiest bank robber' drops $20,000 stash as he tries to make escape [...]

Your KorteLaw Legal Tip of the Day: Neither 9-1-1 nor the MO Attorney General Consumer Hotline, nor, really, any other government number, is where you want to call when you have been overcharged for your marijuana. Small claims court is also most likely a bad idea, too. This KorteLaw Legal Tip of the Day brought to you as a public service by The Korte [...]

Today's KorteLaw Legal Tip of the Day: You might need a work comp lawyer here if you try this. I would expect the employer to claim you are insane for risking your life to save a picture of The Hoff. Brought to you as a public service by the Korte Law Firm, LLC - Don't Go To Court Without the Korte Law Firm STL TODAY: Trying to save Hasselhoff sign [...]